"Global Genius? That doesn’t begin to describe how smart and wide ranging these guys are!"
-GUY WITH GUN TO HIS HEAD
"On my second orbit of the Earth I only listened to GG music
(the first time I just banged cymbals together)."
- EDDIE THE SPACE MONKEY
"The perfect music for solitary confinement."
- EL CHAPO-INTERNATIONAL DRUG REP
"The uPod was my idea. I filled it with the music of Global Genius before
my big brother came out with his dumb thing first."
- JIMMY JOBS (STEVE'S LESSER-KNOWN BROTHER)
"You know what I like about Global Genius? Me."
- RONALD TRUMP
"They do music? Well they’ve always done a super job on my lawn."
- LOCAL SUBURBAN HOMEOWNER